Crimson Death started out as a joke band - as it remains to this day. We are the new age version of wheatus ( god, almighty god, why?) Orginal members James Wylie and Callum Eve wrote silly songs about yeast infections and shitting your pants (or something) then one day JO (the bassist) came along and started making the music into something serious. Jim (me) left because it was getting too much, and Caz and Jo kept the fight going. Jim kicked Caz and Jo out of Crimson Death and the two guys formed a band called META with some guys

I learned how to play some guitar now I'm ready to make a real band.

Important people in Crimson Death's history

• DAN WALTON  - Joined the band for a while and ruled.
• BIG mat - Helped me when times got hard (when I got hard) gulp gulp.
• Shitcock - Loved life, intil he met me and Caz
• Jo - Taught me how to spelll@
• Caz - Put sweet guitar licks to my balls (voice)
• Stef the stoner - Scared me enough to make me wash my hair.
• Hayley - Plays bass for the current band, good girl, good haircut.