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Ok, the idea of this page is you send Jim pictures of your diarrhoea.

 

Move on now.

The life of an insomniac. 


Dipshit

 

  Things I want to die.

1) Hello Kitty - Total cunt.

2) I'm going to make a sandwich

3) Ah, no fucking bread

4) this wouldn't happen to someone important

5) kinda crap list really.

4 things not to do in Peterborough

1) Don't breathe in the air, its full of dirty chemicals you'll only find in two other places; Wales and Scott King's asshole.

2) Don't ride the bus. It's going to hurt you

3) Avoid going outside. If you gotta do it make sure you can blend in the urban towie scene really well

4) Don't go to any gigs, they suck. All of them.

Helpful tips

Your likely to come across the urban townie. If this happens you better know how to speak their language

 

''You biggin' up muh boy'' - This translates as ''I've received an erection''

''You givin me jokes, tony!' - This translates as ''You make me laugh so hard I shit my pants''

''That was Phat'' - This translates to ''That was impressive''

''wtf you looking at'' This translates to ''Regardless of anything you say I'm going to fight you now''

 



 



Yes

 



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